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3-4 TOTAL games, combination of home and away, making the average midweek home games per year, 1-2, depending on the year. We would rarely get 3 or 4, if ever…

I believe a MAC school must be all sports. Could be a negative for NDSU

THE MAC:

I said no. All sports membership needs to be worked out. Summit is perfect.

Maybe we should just start scheduling them. It sure wouldn’t hurt their strength of schedule. It would help teams like Boise and App State. A team like Nebraska or anybody should get demoted a bit for scheduling tomato can FCS teams. Rewarded for top FCS teams.

NDSU should be a premium game for the FBS

I'm sorry, but I simply cannot get a hard wiener thinking about the MAC.

JBB2 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 4:40 pm A team like Nebraska or anybody should get demoted a bit for scheduling tomato can FCS teams. Rewarded for top FCS teams.

NDSU should be a premium game for the FBS

How about the Badgers playing USD? (who at the time had never won a quarter final game)

MAC is a poser league full of not state schools.

some hipsters just name their uni's something stupid like Duke or Villanova or Harvard

but these MAC wannabes try to steal the glory of state insutitions by adding directions.

as such we call them directionals.

"western michigan"? come on. you want to be the wolverines we get it. but you're not. you're the....

*checks notes*

broncos?

do you know what a wolverine would do to a bronco bro?

pretty much the same thing Michigan would do to "western" michigan in a football game.

hard pass.

kevin wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 8:38 pm MAC is a poser league full of not state schools.

some hipsters just name their uni's something stupid like Duke or Villanova or Harvard

but these MAC wannabes try to steal the glory of state insutitions by adding directions.

as such we call them directionals.

"western michigan"? come on. you want to be the wolverines we get it. but you're not. you're the....

*checks notes*

broncos?

do you know what a wolverine would do to a bronco bro?

pretty much the same thing Michigan would do to "western" michigan in a football game.

hard pass.

How about that Miami impersonation bullshit? The real Miami is NOT in Ohio. They really should be forced to call themselves "Also Miami"

And don't get me started on Blowing Green, Spoiler Alert! It's not actually in Blowing Green.

User1 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 8:58 pm

kevin wrote: ↑Sat Jan 18, 2025 8:38 pm MAC is a poser league full of not state schools.

some hipsters just name their uni's something stupid like Duke or Villanova or Harvard

but these MAC wannabes try to steal the glory of state insutitions by adding directions.

as such we call them directionals.

"western michigan"? come on. you want to be the wolverines we get it. but you're not. you're the....

*checks notes*

broncos?

do you know what a wolverine would do to a bronco bro?

pretty much the same thing Michigan would do to "western" michigan in a football game.

hard pass.

How about that Miami impersonation bullshit? The real Miami is NOT in Ohio. They really should be forced to call themselves "Also Miami"

And don't get me started on Blowing Green, Spoiler Alert! It's not actually in Blowing Green.

Super valid points bro. Miami is not a state school but a city-state is somewhat respectable when you're known for cocaine consumption and you have to live outside of the law, as Miami does.

"Miami of Ohio" is fucking bullshit because they're trying to be both cocaine cowboys (Miami) and Buckeyes (Ohio State) but fall short of both. In fact they are *checks notes*

Redhawks?

They want to be Fargo too?

Of course they do. Which is exactly why we shouldn't join this conference.

And bowling green isn't green and also doesn't have a bowling team. I checked.

In fact, let's do a deep dive on this shit con.

1) University of Akron (not a state, technically a circle of hell)
2) Ball (is not a) State University (stupid and gay)
3) Bowling Green (is not a) State University (gay and stupid)
4) University of Buffalo (wants to be the Bills. Isn't)
5) Central Michigan University (directional, see above)
6) Eastern Michigan University (directional)
7) Kent (is not a) State University (pew pew hippies)
8) Miami University (Indian call center scam tier scam bait)
9) Northern Illinois University (directional, now is apparently in the rocky mountains so it's really western illinois university. oh wait. we're stuck with them)
10) Ohio University (state confirmed but stole our bball coach and started us down the Richman road so fuck them too)
11) Unversity of Toledo (oh look another circle of ohio hell)
12) Western Michigan University (directional, probably the worst of the directions)

seriously is there a conference with less states than that? that's just fucking pathetic.

no wonder they have to play at 11:30 pm on a fucking wednesday

MAC is an abreviation for "Brokeback Athletic Conference"

Yeah. We want nothing to do with that shit.